RPI on the Rocket & Teresa Show on Mix 93.3
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| July 1, 2009:Happy Birfday Rocket. Today is Rocket's birthday. He's really, really old. Well not really that old, but we like to tell him he is. I put a little song together for the birthday boy. Enjoy. | |
| June 23, 2009: Pretend Time Theme Song: It's a little game we play on the Rocket and Teresa Show called Pretend Time. It needed a theme song, so I gave it one. Muah. | |
| May 19, 2009: Mr. Perfect Theme Song. So I've been gone for a while, I missed you, did you miss me. You're so sweet. I was on vacation and then I got sick. No, I didn't have swine flu, but I was stuck on the couch/toilet for 6 days! That was no fun. While I was gone Ponch transformed himself into a newer, more impressive version of his own self. He became "Mr. Perfect." He is an American Idol wizard, and he was chosen to be the hot dog at the Royals Baseball game at the K last Friday, and he single handedly sold out the stadium. Mr. Perfect needed a theme song and I gave it to him. Enjoy. | |
| April 24, 2009: Bye Bye Tony Gonzalez. Chiefs pro bowl superstar and all-around good guy was traded to Atlanta. Here's a little farewell to one of the best Chiefs in history. | |
| April 21, 2009: The Twitter Song. We love twitter, it's twitteriffic. Did you like what I did right there? I thought you might. | |
| April 17, 2009: The Pudendal Improv. The caller I decided to go with was a woman who was 7 months pregnant and getting kicked out of her house by her baby daddy. Classy, right? We also had a med student call in and want to feature the pudendal in a song. So I did both, that's what I do now. | |
April 17, 2009: The Ding Dong Song. Teresa likes Ding Dongs. So we were talking about delicious treats from our childhood and I wrote this song about the fantastic snacks. Mmmmmmm. |
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| April 14, 2009: Goin to the Bank. It's Tax Day tomorrow. When I came in this morning, Rocket and Teresa told me that Ponch owed on his taxes, and I do too. So I wrote this little number. Looking back on it, I think it's a little silly that the first thing I thought of was donating sperm to help pay the bills. What does this say about me? But, I digress, this song got dumped out of on the air because it was a little too much of the entandre, if you know what I mean. The internet stream isn't subject to the dump button, so you get the unedited version. Enjoy! | |
| April 14, 2009: Octomom, I Hate You. Have you heard the new song "1,2,3,4" by the Plain White T's? I have, it's a catchy lil number. I mangled it to work the way I wanted to. Nadya Sulleman stinks, and I don't like her. Linger Longer friends. Here's a 40 second parody for ya. | |
| April 14, 2009: Polar Bear Tattoo Makeup Improv. This is the improv song from this week. A woman picked the topics: "Tattoo Makeup and Polar Bears." There ya have it. | Download Polar Bear Improv Entire Segment |
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| April 7, 2009: True Blue Tradition- We love the Royals here in KC. Our boys have had a tough go of it for the last 15 or so years, but I am an eternal optimist and I mangled the Hank Williams Jr. classic "Family Tradition" into a pro-Royals soon to be favorite. If you like this, help a brother out and download the fully produced version in the little window just up and to the right. It's only 99 cents and all proceeds go to the "fill up RPI's van so he can make it to the next gig" foundation. I should turn that into a .org or something. | Download True Blue Tradition Entire Segment |
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April 7, 2009: Improv about Middle School Spanish and a 911 Call needing help with math homework. I kept it clean this week kiddos, safe for the families. I decided not to go with the caller topic "no tampons in China," and instead I made fun of myself for being a no math doing silly goose. Fantastic. |
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| April 7, 2009: Jack and Diane, a little sing-a-long for your morning drive, with a little Chris Brown/Rihanna nonsense mixed in. You gotta pay close attention people, that's just how I roll. | Download Jack and Diane |
| April 1, 2009 Serrano's Birthday Smash: Steve Serrano has a birthday coming up everybody, and he's celebrating at the 3 Plato's Closet locations in KC. That's what this little ditty is about. Sweet. | Download Serrano's Birthday Smash |
| March 31, 2009 The Song that's missing: So I did an improv song today on the subject of "cramps." It was a C+ effort at best, and therefore I am not putting it up here for download. I plan on fully redeeming myself with improv goodness next week, download the other two songs from March 31 and enjoy. | This song wasn't worth the download, you're welcome. |
| March 31, 2009 She Likes Em Dead (The Vampire Song): Twilight is out of control. Ponch was tweeting about it all weekend, my wife had the dvd on a constant loop, she's getting ready to start reading the books.....again. Teresa and every other woman I know loves this book/movie and I've had it. My wife doesn't look at me the same anymore, she wants a vampire. I wrote a song about it, here it is. | |
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| March 31, 2009 Sweet Caroline: Today on the show Rocket asked what "guilty pleasures" we had growing up, like the children today have the Jonas Bros. that they'll be embarassed about, who was our Jonas Brothers? We got the "Air Supply," "Tiffany," usual answers, but someone called Neil Diamond a cheesy guilty pleasure and I smacked him around with a heartfelt in studio sing along, that's how we do it. | Download Sweet Caroline: Entire Segment |
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| March 29, 2009 Weatherman Bad Day Parody: The weather people in Kansas City were having panic attacks last weekend after they called for up to two feet of snow on Saturday, and nothing was on the ground by noon on Saturday. Katie Horner is my favorite nervous nelly. This song was featured on the Rocket and Teresa Morning Show on Mix 93.3. | |
| March 24, 2009 Fairweather Fan: I graduated from the University of Missouri back in the nineties. Last spring KU made it to the final four and I saw the opportunity to write a catchy little tune for the Jayhawks fans. My fellow alumni were none to happy with me. I came to find out that Rocket himself is a Fairweather offender as well. Here’s a little ditty about me changing jerseys as fast as the weather changes here. I have no shame, enjoy it. |
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| March 24, 2009 Mr. Whiskers: This is the first improv song of the day. That means that we take calls, and I pick a topic and try to write a song that doesn’t suck in about 10 minutes. We had a few callers call in, the best, and most random one wanted to hear a song about breast implants and a kitty cat’s claw removal. Listen to the whole segment to hear me stumble over the words “clat claw removal.” Boo Ryan. Enjoy. | |
| March 24, 2009 Teresa's Clutter: Teresa is a nervous wreck. Apparently the clutter in her house has pushed her to the breaking point. She has in-laws coming to visit from Norway on Thursday and as of today (Tuesday, two days before the Norwegian Invasion) she can’t navigate through the halls of her palatial estate. We enjoy teasing her and Rocket asks me to write a song about it. Teresa thinks I will make her cry with the song. Unfortunately I just met Teresa about a week and a half ago, and therefore did not feel comfortable making her cry, I just had a little bit of fun with her situation. | |
Other production I have done for Mix 93.3: |
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| Download Rocket and Teresa “I’m on a Boat” Show Open February 2009 | |
| Download Steve Serrano “Gives You Hell” Show Open February 2009 | |
| Download KU Final Four Paralyzer. March 2008 | |
| Download Steve Serrano S-T-E-V-E That’s Steve Show Open March 2008 | |
